All of us spent most of last week anxiously watching the plight of the Carnival Splendour. It was dead in the water and lacked electricity – so no air conditioning, elevators, hot food or bathrooms. Well proving that necessity truly is the mother of invention I’ve found the perfect accessory to take with you on your next cruise Splendour passengers, the sh*tbox. Invented by canny Europeans and sold on Firebox.com. It’s meant for outdoor concerts and camping trips, but it’s perfect for those days when you’re stranded out at sea. The sh*tbox is cardboard and folds up to fit into a case you can carry under your arm. It’s 15.99 British pounds, but comes in an assortment of designs. Just the thing for the cruiser on the go!