Paris is out

I usually make it a policy not to comment on gossip news that's been reported to death. However, this one I saw coming a mile away. I actually bet Fashion Guy that she'd be released after serving 2 days. I was off by a bit, but not much. SocialiteLife.com reported this morning that Paris Hilton has been "transferred" to house arrest. Seems she hasn't been eating or sleeping while in jail. Need I mention that she neither eats or sleeps when she's not in jail? My biggest worry if I were her counsel is that she'd start going through withdrawal while in there and everyone would be talking about it. Maybe that's why they sprung her.

TMZ reports that Paris hasn't been released, she will have to wear a bracelet and be monitored for the next 40 days. Wow, sounds rough.

Two words, no justice. I hope karma catches up with her in the form of that Zeta Graff lawsuit.