Hire a driver

Since there's been a rash of celebrity car crashes and DUIs lately, we've all been saying it. Brandi could have saved herself from multiple wrongful death lawsuits. Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be in rehab right now if she'd let someone else drive. And Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie, well don't even get me started.

This got me thinking though, how much can you really trust your driver? Especially if you're a celebrity. Martha Stewart's driver was arrested Tuesday and we're still not sure why. Her take, "He was Egyptian!" I guess that's a crime now? I think I missed that memo. Oh, and Lindsay's driver hit the car of Tony Benett's daughter then had the guts to bawl her out. Plus there's always the chance they've made a side deal with X17 to serve your drunk/stoned/passed out ass up to the paparazzi on a silver platter.

What's a girl to do?