Gentlemen start your engines
The Vatican this week has issued the 10 Commandments of Driving. Seriously. His holiness Benedict the XVI and the Holy See are concerned about your road rage. They're also a little freaked out by the thought that you're having sex in your car. You can read the commandments for yourself over at CNN.
My question...where's the commandment telling you to put down that damned cell phone?!

4 Comments:
Shit, more commandments?? Pretty soon the Catholic church will have a list of commandments that would rival the 613 commandments in the Jewish Torah!!
I want to know if these came down on stone tablets or they just found them in the glove compartment of the popemobile.
Obviously, the Holy See hasn't ever experienced the thrill of giving, or receiving oral luvins at 70 mph. Not that I EVER....
Undeniable Liberal too right. Welcome to the blog, I've seen you over at James' place.
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