The Simple Life: Behind Bars

I can just see the Fox execs all huddled together over their coffee pitching this one. Seems Paris Hilton got picked up yesterday for driving on a suspended license. She caught the cops attention by driving in the dark without her headlights on. I can just see the thought bubble over her head when they pulled her over, "Can they see me?!".

Anyway, since it is Ms. H's second offense there is a *chance* she may have to do 90 days behind bars. Since Nicole Ritchie is staring down her own second D.U.I. and also facing jail time, I say we capitalize and make it part of their reality show. They've done wackier stuff in the past folks.

Oh please, please, please Mr. Judge send the posh, pink princess to the clink.