Nicole Kidman: Demon bride?

Now I know we're all thinking the same thing, she's marrying the anti-Christ (Keith Urban), but who knew she too was demon spawn? When cruising (ha!) through the photos from their weekend nuptials on www.usatoday.com, I found that picture #13, yes lucky #13, shows a pre-wed Nicole with fiery red eyes. It's like kujo in a white dress. Fucking creepy!

p.s. Doesn't her dad bear a strong and unsettling resemblance to Charlie McCarthy?

Money Quote of the Day

from my new favorite website www.overheardinnewyork.com:

Girl #1: I just don't get it! He said they were just friends... But they were
always hanging out. Then all of a sudden he dumps me!!
Girl #2: Girl friend, you've been Jolie'd!

--C train

That's definitely one for your wikipedia!