A new lipstick can change your life

I truly believe this. And no one does it like Chanel. Their ads are sleek and glossy, the lone lipstick silhouetted against a plain background almost ready to be worshipped. Phallic to be sure, but true to form it made me lust for it. My pick for Summer is Portofino. Named after the famed Italian vacation paradise, it's a bright, cheery pink that will give you lips to die for!